The Master Key Gunman and the Master Key Ninja


合鍵ガンマンと合鍵忍者
Aikagi Ganman to Aikagi Ninja
The Master Key Gunman and the Master Key Ninja

Composition: シュラ種種種 (Shurashushushu)
Lyrics: hanzo
Editing: hanzo
Song:初音ミク巡音ルカ
Song: Hatsune Miku & Megurine Luka




Japanese lyrics

Romaji lyrics

Translated lyrics



合鍵ガンマンと合鍵忍者

2枚目の 嗚呼 2枚目の
2枚目の ルルルル…

嗚呼 2枚目の 嗚呼 2枚目の
2枚目の扉さ… 

荒野にこだまする 蹄(ひづめ)の旋律
風を切って現れた 合鍵ガンマンさ

闇に溶け込んで身を隠す 108つの忍術使い
高いトコ苦手だがお人好し 合鍵忍者さ

行く手を阻大きな扉 黒く立ち込める不安
扉が開かなきゃ明日は無い 郷に残した扶養家族たち…

ご・め・ん・ね

2枚目の扉が開かない 1枚目はあんなにアッサリ開いたのに
押しても引いても動じない 不動明王の如しさ2枚目は
2枚目の扉が開かない 1枚目はスッと開いたのに
襖(ふすま)みたいにスライドが できない扉なのさ2枚目は

事を荒立てずにおさめよう 行政の力で
役所に申請してみよう 扉を開けてもらう手続きを…

書・面・で

2枚目の扉が開かない 1枚目はあんなにアッサリ開いたのに
押しても引いても動じない 不動明王の如しさ2枚目は
2枚目の扉が開かない 役所に申請してみたのに
書類にみられたケアレスミス 「印鑑おす場所違います」

やり場の無い怒り覚えたから 酒場のマスターに八つ当たり
エプロンにケチャップを付けたった 酒場のマスターの

一・張・羅

怒りと悲しみ超えたとき 流れ落ちたカタルシスの涙
扉の噛み合わせを刺激する サラダ油のような潤滑油
2枚目の扉が音を立てて 数センチの光を差し込めた
2枚目の扉の向こうには ルルルル…

2枚目の扉が音立てて まばゆい光を差し込めた
2枚目の扉を開いたら… 網戸がしっかり張っていた

そっかこれから夏場も涼しく過ごせるね!



Aikagi Ganman to Aikagi Ninja

Nimaime no, aa, nimaime no
Nimaime no, rururu…

Aa, nimaime no, aa, nimaime no
Nimaime no tobira sa…

Kouya ni kodama suru, hizume no senritsu
Kaze wo kitte arawareta, aikagi ganman sa

Yami ni tokekonde mi wo kakusu, hyakkuyattsu no ninjutsu tsukai
Takai toko nigate daga ohitoyoshi, aikagi ninja sa

Yukute wo habamu ooki na tobira, kuroku tachikomeru fuan
Tobira ga akanakya ashita wa nai, sato ni nokoshita fuyoukazokutachi…

Go-me-n ne

Nimaime no tobira ga hirakanai, ichimaime wa anna ni assari aita no ni
Oshite mo hiite mo ugojinai, fudoumyouou no gotoshisa nimaime wa
Nimaime no tobira ga hirakanai, ichimaime wa sutto aita no ni
Fusuma mitai ni suraido ga, dekinai tobira na no sa nimaime wa

Koto wo aradatezu ni osameyou, gyousei no chikara de
Yakusho ni shinsei shitemiyou, tobira wo aketemorau tetsuzuki wo…

Sho-men de

Nimaime no tobira ga hirakanai, ichimaime wa anna ni assari aita no ni
Oshite mo hiite mo ugojinai, fudoumyouou no gotoshisa nimaime wa
Nimaime no tobira ga hirakanai, yakusho ni shinsei shitemita no ni
Shorui ni mirareta kearesumisu, “inkan osu basho chigaimasu”

Yariba no nai ikari oboeta kara, sakaba no masutaa ni yatsuatari
Epuron ni kechappu wo tsuketatta, sakaba no masutaa no

I-cchou-ra

Ikari to kanashimi koeta toki, nagareochita katarushisu no namida
Tobira no kamiawase wo shigeki suru, saradayu no you na junkatsuyu
Nimaime no tobira ga oto wo tatete, suu senchi no hikari wo sashikometa
Nimaime no tobira no mukou ni wa, rurururu…

Nimaime no tobira ga ototatete, mabayui hikari wo sashikometa
Nimaime no tobira wo aitara… amido ga shikkari hatteita

Sokka kore kara natsuba mo suzushiku sugoseru ne!



The Master Key Gunman and the Master Key Ninja

The second set, aa, the second set,
The second set, lulululu…

Aa, the second set, aa, the second set,
The second set of doors…

The melody of hoof beats echoes through the wilderness.
She appears, sprinting through the wind, the Master Key Gunman.

She conceals herself, melting into the darkness, the master of 108 ninjutsu.
Afraid of heights she may be but is a real softie, the Master Key Ninja.

In our way stands a great big door, a black anxiety looming over us.
If the door’s not open, there’s no tomorrow for the family depending on us back home…

I’m so sorry.

The second set of doors won’t open, though the first set opened so easily.
Push or pull, it’s not budging, this immovable elephantine second set of doors.
The second set of doors won’t open, though the first set opened smooth as a baby,
For the second set can’t be slid aside like a sliding screen.

Let’s resolve this situation without making it worse, with government power.
Let’s try filing a petition to the office, for instructions on how to open this door…

On a manual.

The second set of doors won’t open, though the first set opened so easily.
Push or pull, it’s not budging, this immovable elephantine second set of doors.
The second set of doors won’t open, though we submitted a request to the government.
There on the paper is a careless mistake. “Your seal is stamped in the wrong place.”

With frustration lacking any outlet, we let our anger out on the bar master.
We squirted ketchup on his apron, the master’s

One good set.

Once we have conquered our anger and sorrow, and our tears of catharsis have flowed,
They jolt the hinge of the door, a lubricant like salad dressing.
The second set of doors creaks, a few centimeters of light peek through.
And there, beyond the second set of doors, lulululu…

The second set of doors creak, and a brilliant beam of light shines through.
And after the second set of doors have opened … firmly spread over the opening is a screen mesh.

Ah, I see. Now we can coolly enjoy the summertime, too!

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